My Mouth

Is almost wired shut it seems. Today I got rubber bands for my braces. I would have probably been ok with the top,bottom kind of bands but nope. None of that for special little me. I get the bottom hook,top antenna,bottom antenna and loop antenna. Doesn't that just sound glamorous?!? I get to wear the bands all day and night and only take them out when I eat. I wonder if that whole eating thing means when you drink stuff too? OoO and to add to all the happiness I can't even scream decently!!! What's with that??? The lady who "hooked me up" (I made a funny) said that next time I come the band thing will only be the bottom and the top. Until then I get to enjoy speaking like a ventriloquist.